| Rating Scale (Visually Expressed by Spikey Aidan) |
| 5 - Freakin' Awesome |
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This is perfection. A must have. Sell non-vital organs if nescessary. |
| 4 - Nice! |
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Top quality shiz. You'll wanna check it out, even if its not your thing. |
| 3 - Good |
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Not half bad. Fans are gonna wanna pick it up, others should just rent or steal. |
| 2 - Meh |
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Not worth you time, but it won't kill you. |
| 1 - The Suck |
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Avoid at all costs! Prolonged exposure may lead to gouging of sensory organs. |